Happy New Year 2019 Jokes Funny Quotes, Wishes, Messages:- Possibly the best occasion around the world to have fun is the new year and that’s why everyone waits so eagerly for this festival. In the US, Halloween, Thanksgiving and a few other celebrations are there which let you wear funny costumes and do pranks. But these are religion originated rooms and somehow restrict to celebrated by anyone on this earth. New Year has no such limitations for anyone to celebrate or be funny with their friends, family or lover. That’s why fun loving people use Funny New Year 2019 Jokes, Quotes, Wishes and Messages to wish their loved ones on NYE. Because it’s better to start any new journey with smiles then crying for the bads of the past.
A Joke is a way to show your humour in a combination of well selected and structured words. Jokes are the ancient way of making people laugh without doing any physical action or similar thing. But from last 5-10 years pranks are also getting popular among the youngsters. On this New year’s day 2019 you can try both things to give some smiling moment to your dear ones in this current lifetime which is full of lot’s of pressure and frustrations. You can try different Happy New Year 2019 Funny Jokes, Quotes, SMS, Shayari, Greetings and Meme for WhatsApp or any other app. WhatsApp is easy to use app available for both smartphones and desktop for absolutely free. Different countries celebrate NYE in a different way and they have their own significations.
Also Enjoy – Funny Happy New Year 2019 Meme
We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
Its first chapter is New Years Day.
Santa went to interview in a Microsoft company, (New year jokes)
Interviewer: Tell the four versions of Java,
Saints: die, disappear, get lost, and sleepy.
Interviewer: Good, now go home directly.
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas 2018 and an Abby new year 2019.
Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…
There is a saying, “Better To Be The One Who Smiled Than The One Who Didn’t Smile Back” and one should follow this on new year’s day. Laughing is a key of healthy life and many people laugh 15-45 minutes daily to rejoice life. None of us wants to be in depression or worries but only happy and prosperous. But it’s not possible without “smile” which is a blessing from God to only humans. One should make full out of this perfect opportunity of New Year Day 2019 to have lots of fun. Funny Happy New Year 2019 Quotes, Messages and Wishes in Hindi, Engish, Marathi and few other languages are easy to send a text SMS through mobile MSG, online chat or messenger.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2019!
Sοrry Α special SORRY fοr y0u! Ρlease Excuse My Αll mistakes Ιn Τhe beginning 0f Νew year Αnd Get Ready Ιn New Year fοr New Μistakes! Βecause I can not change Ηappy Νew Year 2019.
Santa Ρroposed a Girl.
Gιrl said: I Αm 1 year Εlder to you.
Santa said : Oye no problem sοhniye I’ll Μarry you the next Υear…
In your life, may there always be
Love and laughter in the air
Someone wonderful to pair
Warm kisses and life to share
And you’re always in top gear.
Happy New Year 2019!
In 2019, may your neighbors respect you,
problems neglect you, angels protect you,
and heaven accepts you.
Meals and snacks in North America, cake baked with a gold or silver coin In Greece, bells and gongs sound to banish bad spirits in Japan, bonfires making using Christmas trees In the Netherlands and other Dutch living countries, ball drop in the United States, bolting down a dozen grapes in Spain, Singing songs by kids for neighbours in Portugal are some of such unique trademark activities for this first day of the year. Many are there who like to make fun with friends and family on this day and so they plan pranks and Funny New Year 2019 Quotes, Cards and gifts for them.